The awkward position of humans

Those who have read my previous writings know that I am a firm believer in the natural order of the universe. Things happen by cause and effect, selection pressure, environmental occurrence. Not by magic fairy dust, happy thoughts, or any other form of myth. (including yours).

I am currently struggling with being human. Ok, I know I AM human and can’t change that. But as a human, I am the only top level predator that is subject to “Memes” and as such I am the top level predator that is in the most danger! (except for the ones humans endanger by insane actions, caused by Memes of course).

I guess my biggest fear is that so many humans are so unaware of their part in the grand scheme of things. Through any number of mythologies, they have conveniently abdicated their responsibility, and thus moved on, gleefully destroying and maiming.

Do I think humans will destroy the earth? No, probably not. Do I think we will extinct ourselves through our own actions? Probably.

Other creatures understand the world around them on a fundamental level. Or rather, they live, not possessing the need for “Understanding”.

Killer whales eat, swim, reproduce. That’s it. Nothing eats them. They live, do their thing, and die. They have complex hunting strategies, they mate, they produce baby killer whales, they hunt until they are too old to survive, and then they return to the oneness of the universe.

I don’t do that. I developed a neo-cortex apparently and everything went down hill from there. According to Douglas Adams, the three stages of civilization are “ How can we eat, Why do we eat, and Where shall we do lunch”. Once we moved past the “How” things started to get a little fuzzy.

The “Why” shouldn’t be the major question that it has become. We eat so that we don’t starve and die. Let me try to address some of the “Meme” based issues that come out of this questions-

Should we eat to fulfill our souls? No, you should eat so you don’t die.

Does the universe want me to eat? The universe doesn’t care.

Does God want me to eat? Which god do you mean?

I mean “the one god”. Ok there are several 100 “One gods” you have to be more specific than that.

Can I eat anything? Sure, but different things come with different consequences.

Ok, that’s a few of them.

But, that isn’t the issue…. I am bouncing a bit far-a-field here. But hang with me, it gets better.

I guess at this point I have to be sure that everyone understands “Memes”. The dictionary defines a Meme at-

a cultural unit (an idea or value or pattern of behavior) that is passed from one person to another by non-genetic means (as by imitation); "memes are the cultural counterpart of genes"

Sooooooooooo, what does that mean? Well, a Meme grows and is shaped by the same method a creature is. The parts of a meme that strengthen it, hang on and the parts that weaken it are pared away by selection pressure. Ok, fine. What’s the problem?


The problem is that the meme projects into the extended phenotype in a way that nothing else does. Bear in mind that the meme doesn’t have to be beneficial to the host (human), it is only in it for its own survival.

To understand the depth of this effect we have to take a look at one of the previously ok parts of evolution that has become problematic with humans. One of the core elements is that to be “Successful”, a creature only needs to live long enough to reproduce and nurse its young to an age where it can survive. That’s it. That defines ultimate evolutionary success. ( in a rudimentary way, but it does it).

If we are talking about a deer, we don’t have a problem. Say an idiot deer is born. Not bad enough to starve to death, but pretty dumb. It runs into trees a lot. But it mates, reproduces, stands still long enough or is unconscious from running into trees long enough for the fawn to reach self-sufficient age. Then it runs off a cliff, leaving an idiot fawn to repeat the process. (somewhere down the line one of the fawns with run off the cliff before reproducing, ending the cycle). But here is the rub. In this example, the worst thing that will happen is you will be left with some dented trees and a puddle at the bottom of a cliff that raccoons and vultures will enjoy.

In humans, we not only reproduce, but we carry memes, just like rats carried fleas with the plague. When an idiot human reproduces, it not only sends on the idiot gene, it sends along all the memes that go with it. And as we discovered before, memes have far-reaching effects in the extended phenotype. So, instead of dented trees, you get people who blindly support organizations who are raping and killing the planet, because their memes tell them they are morally obligated to do so. And since other memes cause humans to take extraordinary measures to keep the idiot humans from being weeded out by selection pressure, the gene travels farther and faster than it ever could in nature.

Add to that the fact that the idiot gene doesn’t know not to reproduce beyond its means to support its young…..BUT, the memes step in and make sure the young survive…………

I don’t mean to sound harsh here, but the bottom line is we are heading for a future that will closely resemble Mike Judge’s “Idiocracy” in short order. As Green Day said so eloquently, “I’ve been around the world and found that only stupid people are breeding”.

So my dilemma is, how do we fix it? Can we fix it? And if not, how do I keep the idiots out of my way on a more regular basis?